I was totally, but totally, disappointed. If you’re eager to relive the worst of the 1980s, Assa Hotel is ideal. A €700 sea-view room offered tiny space, outdated furniture, leaking A/C, broken safe, ineffective fridge, erratic showers, and frequent water outages. The filthy pool had murky water and human feces clearly visible at the side (I have pictures if anybody would like to see them). Restaurant food was inedible; at dinner, no water was served, something basic in any country, especially in 45 degree heat, forcing guests to purchase it from the beach bar. (At exorbitant prices). Pool-bar coffee was overpriced (€4) and undrinkable in the restaurant. WiFi barely functioned, and renting beach towels (€10 each) meant living with dirty, wet towels for three days, as staff refused exchanges. Avoid this hotel; only the beach earned it one star.